
The plague of the west and south coasts of the south island here are the sandflies, who all regard my shiny bald head as a tasty meat flavour chupa-chup and every moment I am hoodless or without a hat it's DINNERTIME!. Even my trusty Cambodian insect repellent serves as a simple garnish to their ginger meal.

They have all the subtlety of a chainsaw juggling mosquito which is my one small consolation – their first mouthful is invariably their last as they feel a swift splattering retribution from the icy hand of death (in practice that's whichever of my hands is closer to the bite site).
So now it's Amy's turn to gloat as I zoom up our blog's biteometer league table, will I catch up her staggering high score before we move on to South America to face a whole new continent of antisocial insects?!
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